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iOS 7 more like iOS 7% of my battery left.


fuck summer i want it to be dark and misty and frigid and october


should i throw out my whole computer since theres a u2 album on it now

me on a spanish test:  cómo se llama, bonita, mi casa, shakira shakira

Me:  "Did it hurt?"
You:  "Did what hurt?"
Me:  "When you broke through the earth's crust ascending from hell?"


who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot


does anyone want to be my virtual sugardaddy and buy me things online for literally nothing in return???


Moment of silence for straight girls whose boyfriends don’t go down on them


me: sorry I’m late i had to pet some cats on the way here