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sniffing:

iOS 7 more like iOS 7% of my battery left.

mausspace:

fuck summer i want it to be dark and misty and frigid and october

recentgooglesearches:

should i throw out my whole computer since theres a u2 album on it now


me on a spanish test:  cómo se llama, bonita, mi casa, shakira shakira

Me:  "Did it hurt?"
You:  "Did what hurt?"
Me:  "When you broke through the earth's crust ascending from hell?"

methbusters:

who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot

suspiciousmilk:

does anyone want to be my virtual sugardaddy and buy me things online for literally nothing in return???

boobslyn:

Moment of silence for straight girls whose boyfriends don’t go down on them

the-frozen-everdeen:

me: sorry I’m late i had to pet some cats on the way here